"The Song of Groo"

Epic #1, March 1985 ($0.75)

Poem:
"A hero may be grand or small-
But Groo is a neanderthal.
His fame has spread
From sea to distant sea.
This much is undeniable-
He's totally reliable
if you have need of some catastrophe.
Give him a vase to polish it-
In seconds, he'll demolish it-
And maybe wreck your
Home before he's through.
Give him the opportunity-
To slay your whole community.
There's no one in the world who's quite like Groo."
- The Minstrel.

Moral:
"Sorry, no moral."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Phraseologist

Reprinted in: The Groo Adventurer (Marvel/Epic)

Known Characters Appearing: Groo, The Minstrel.

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