"Groo meets Pal &. Drumm"

Epic #23, January 1987 ($0.75)

Poem:
"If a fighter is in view-
Could be Drumm or could be Groo.
Here are simple rules of thumb-
How you can tell Groo from Drumm.
If he trips and falls on you-
Odds are good that he is Groo.
If he seems a little dumb-
Chances are that he is Drumm.
If his brains are very few-
The, of course, he must be Groo.
If he hits you till you're numb-
Then you have been struck by Drumm.
If he stabs you through and through-
Then you have been stabbed by Groo.
If he cracks your cranium-
Then you'll know that he is Drumm.
Actually it's simpler to-
Not tell Drumm apart from Groo.
If you should see either come-
Run like hell from Groo or Drumm."

Moral:
"The world is a gamble and the only "sure thing"
is that cheaters eventually lose."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Prolocutor

Hidden Message: Click here to spoil the fun.

Reprinted in: The Groo Festival (Marvel/Epic)

Known Characters Appearing: Groo, Pal & Drumm.

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