"The Arms Deal"

Epic #31, September 1987 ($1.00)

Poem:
"Who's the one who loves a fight?
Who do? Groo do.
Doesn't know his left from right?
Who do? Groo do.
Who's the one who never knows-
Just which way the battle goes-
Slays his friends along with foes?
Who do? Groo do.
Who's the one who knows no fear?
Who do? Groo do.
Doesn't even know he's here?
Who do? Groo do.
Who's the one who will arrive-
Making sure you don't survive-
Thinks that two plus two is five?
Who do? Groo do."

Moral:
"When you deal in weapons,
there are no winners... only losers."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

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Reprinted in: The Groo Houndbook (Dark Horse Comics)

Known Characters Appearing: Groo, Pal & Drumm, Rufferto.

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