"The Protector"


Epic #49, March 1989 ($1.00)
Poem:
"There aren't a lot of errors that our Groo has yet to make.
He does more dumb things while asleep than most folks do awake.

You may think you are smarter than this heap of brain neglect.
And if your I.Q.'s over nine then you are quite correct.

But there's one crime of which our Groo must fairly be acquitted-
One foolish deed he hasn't done, which you have all committed.

It's something very foolish which does not speak well of you-
He's never spent his money on a comic book of Groo."

Moral:
"Sorry, no moral."


Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Circumlocutionist

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Reprinted in: The Groo Library (Dark Horse Comics)

Known Characters Appearing: Chakaal, Groo, Rufferto.


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