"Real Estate"


Epic #63, March 1990 ($1.00)
Poem:
"Hide your money when you hear
Pal and Drumm are drawing near.
Pal knows every single way-
To relieve you of your pay.
He's the one who has the itch-
TO get very, very rich.
He's the one without a scruple.
Drumm is just his willing pupil.
Drumm's the one of whom it's said-
He has muscles in his head.
So they make an awesome team-
Drumm has muscle, Pal, the scheme.
So we offer this advice-
(Hope we need not say it twice.)
Stay away from evil scum-
When its name is Pal and Drumm."

Moral:
"You can always buy another house
but you cannot put a price on a home."


Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Realtor

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Known Characters Appearing: Groo, Pal & Drumm, Rufferto.


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