"The Menagerie"

Epic #95, November 1992 ($2.25)

Poem:
"Throughout the whole community-
One view is held with unity-
The one thing everybody can agree.
It's that when Groo comes wandering-
You waste no time in pondering-
You pack up everything you own and flee.

The scourge of all humanity-
Without a trace of sanity-
He'll slay you all in manner most succinct.
The man has got a cranium-
Much harder than itianium-
Oh, would that Groo could ever be extinct."

Moral:
"The best of intentions must still have directions."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Leaving for San Diego tomorrow (Still at it)

Short Story: Rufferto, The Sage.

Known Characters Appearing: Groo, Rufferto.

Quotes from The Sage:

"Any land can be paradise when one is tired or hungry enough!"
"Ingenuity is the greatest resource of all!"
"Laughter comes from the pain of others!"
"Commerce must be brought to the people, not the people to commerce!"
"Attract attention in the markedsplace!"

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