"Hell on Earth, Part 1"

Mark Evanier: Wordsmith

Short Story: Rufferto

Reprinted in: Hell on Earth TPB (Dark Horse)

Known Characters Appearing: Groo, The Minstrel, Rufferto, The Sage

"The shrimp that falls asleep in the current wakes up in the soup!"
"A man only stands as tall as the height of his accomplishments!"
"Never paint your nose the same color as a porcupine!"
"The solution to any problem is to rise above it!"
"People are never so blind as when all they can see is their own fear!"
"War is like a disease... Sometimes unavoidable, but never meant to be enjoyed!"
"War is what tyrants use to distract the people! It is an excuse to not tend to the problemes they wish not to solve!"