"Granny Groo"

Epic #41, July 1988 ($1.00)

Poem:
"Your life can be compellative-
If you have got a relative-
As feisty as the Grandmother of Groo.
A certain touch of classiness-
With just a hint of sassiness-
You never know exactly what she'll do.
A woman of great stockiness-
With fair amounts of cockiness-
She'll plunder every kopin in your purse.
She'll smile so congenial-
Then do deeds that are venial-
And send her grandson in to make things worse.
With cunning ingenuity-
And wanton promiscuity-
She'll bring a lot of misery to you.
So if your life is glorious-
Beware of the notorious-
Old gypsy woman known as Granny Groo."

Moral:
"You are never too old to have your seat
tanned by your Grandmother."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Tregetour

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Reprinted in: The Groo Kingdom (Dark Horse Comics)

Known Characters Appearing: Granny Groo, Groo, Rufferto.

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