"One if by Land, Two if by Sea!"

Epic #69, September 1990 ($1.00)

Poem:
"Boats and ships, where'er they go-
Travel on the H2O.
This conveyance, neatly planned-
On the water, not on land.
But it happens on this day-
One craft goes another way.
And by now, you need no pause-
You all know just who's the cause.
Ships don't go across the ground-
Unless our old friend Groo's around."

Moral:
"The shortest distance between two
points is not always the safest."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: Canalizer

Hidden Message: Click here to spoil the fun.

Known Characters Appearing: Captain Ahax, Groo, Rufferto.

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