"The Lawyer"

Epic #90, June 1992 ($2.25)

Poem:
"We search the whole world over-
To find out if it was true-
That somewhere there was someone
Far more dangerous than Groo.

At first we thought it couldn't be-
The notion was absurd
But we found it to be the truth-
So spread this chilling word.

For we wandered far and near-
And found upon our journey-
One person deadlier than Groo-
Beware of his attorney!"

Moral:
"Law is the best deterrent to justice."

Story Summary: [Still to come]

Mark Evanier: For the defense

Hidden Message: Click here to spoil the fun.

Short Story: Rufferto, The Sage, Groo.

Known Characters Appearing: Groo, Rufferto, Weaver & Scribe.

Quotes from The Sage:

"A vacation where you do not yearn to be is no vacation!"
"Fortunate are those who recognize an opportunity!"
"He who tills the soil will reap the harvest!"
"Sow your seeds and belive in tomorrow!"
"Irrigation is the life-blood of the farm!"
"Mulching is a process of inbred fertilization that enriches the land.."

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